Medics are the way

[b2oble]

Listening to Suite No. 3 in D major by Johann Sebastian Bach is recommended while reading this message. Thank you all.

Most honorable members of the AMG clan.

There are times in life when a choice is presented to you. Moments where your existence could take an unexpected turn, as long as you make the right decision and someone reaches out to you. Moments where destiny calls you back to its good memories.

It is in one of these moments, honored members of AMG, that with a light heart and eyes full of tears, I humbly allow myself to propose my candidacy to you.

Nothing would have led me to believe in recent weeks, lonely man, a solitary gambler, that my destiny was about to change. What a surprise it was to discover a message from a ""saintly"" Parisian on EA evoking the crazy idea of joining your wonderful clan.

First shaken by the violence of the perspectives offered to me, septic I must admit, I began to doubt. “What if this message was a sign of destiny?”, “Should I give up my freedom as a solitary player and join a clan?”, “Will it save me from being humiliated by Athena about my level of English ? "

After several weeks of deep thought, a phone call to my parents and a session with my shrink, my decision was made. Join a community!

But why AMG, you might ask?

Well, the answer seems obvious to me. AMG is the light that illuminates the world. AMG is the link between everything that allows the universe to exist. AMG is an oasis in the desert, AMG is a kebab shop open at 5 a.m. after a nightclub.

You cannot imagine, glorious members of the AMG clan, the joy that would take hold of me if you agreed to consider the possibility of my possible integration into your sublime clan.

In the interests of honesty and total transparency, I'd like to raise a few points:

- A Greek saint also suggested that I join the despicable, pitiful and insignificant FFS clan, so I'll post a message almost similar to them. The clan that gives me the most proof of love will have the honor of making me happy to join their clan.

- I refuse to be martiralized again by tutumm in a bloodthirsty rage or by Athena and her broken bottle that she doesn't take responsibility for.

- My English is very bad which can cause some ingame communication problems with non-French speakers (I know there are some, you are forgiven)

Most majestic members of AMG, please accept my most distinguished greetings.

Love, fullness and brotherhood.

b2oble7

[b2oble]

To answer the pragmatic and boring questions:

What's your age? I'm between 30 and 40, if I'm forced to say more I'll lie.

What's your Steam accountname: My Steam account is booble881 (tutumm, ready for a 1v1 AWP with you, nab)

What's your Discord accountname: b2oble

What games do you play?:

L4D2 (but Im bad)
CS2 (but Im bad)
Tekken 7 (but Im bad)
GTA 5 (but Im bad)
Civ V, Total war Napoleon and Rome 2 (but.. Im bad)
for solo game: Inside, Rimworld, return to the Obra Dinn, cities skyline, prison architect, spelunky and more. I recommend the 3 Bioshock to the youngest among you.

[JRMBelgiumTwitch]

Your post was funny, very detailed and honest. Thanks for the good read
I'm not going to try to convince you to join AMG. Just let us know if you are serious about joining. Joining AMG and FFS is not an option so for us, you have to make the choice.  

[b2oble]

You are tough at negotiation JRM.    

With AMG having an in-house streamer who could make me famous on Twich and more members, I will logically side with the strongest.
I would like to point out that I never said on the AMG discord that this clan is despicable, pitiful and insignificant. It was probably a subversion operation on the part of FFS which usurped my account in order to sabotage my application.
Understanding that a doubt could remain, I would not request the powers of supreme moderator before having regained your trust.

I therefore officially ask on this glorious Wednesday to bind myself to all of you by the sacred bonds of the clan.

[JRMBelgiumTwitch]

Let's continue via DM's